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Old 18-09-2009, 04:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ive already got one so another would be usefull as a c0ck flavoured lollipop
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Old 18-09-2009, 08:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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this spunky blonde blonde just asked me do i prefer legs or breast......i said im more into shaved pussy,s and anal .....apparently this is not an acceptable answer at K.F.C
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Old 18-09-2009, 08:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Guts or balls.......
There is a medical distinction.weve all heard about people having guts or balls but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to you informed the definitions are listed below....


Guts;is arriving home late after a night out with the boys being met by your wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask 'are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?'

balls; is coming home late after a night out with the boys,smelling of perfume and beer.lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the A RSE and having the balls to say youre next fatty...
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Old 19-09-2009, 12:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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this spunky blonde blonde just asked me do i prefer legs or breast......i said im more into shaved pussy,s and anal .....apparently this is not an acceptable answer at K.F.C
AHHHHH HAAAAAA game over 355vk gets the prize
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Old 19-09-2009, 12:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Q: how do you double the value of a holden camira

A: fill the tank
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Old 19-09-2009, 04:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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what does ford stand for....
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Old 19-09-2009, 04:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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because i really want it and i will watch it alot. i cant bull**** ya
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Old 19-09-2009, 02:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ive already got one so another would be usefull as a c0ck flavoured lollipop
how about you write something funny on here. and if you win the prize, give it too me and ill donate 5 bucks to your muscle car fund
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Old 19-09-2009, 02:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i have heard a lot of jokes in my time. but had never heard the kfc or guts and balls one. good jokes 355vk. give that man a prize
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Old 19-09-2009, 02:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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OK, heres my entry......

Give me a f#%ken DVD c*&t !!
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