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Hey aj i'll be your freind ha ha probably won't work but it's worth a try
i got a whole section in teh dvd storage case just for car dvd's and i need more to fill it!
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Well i'd really like one but how do you beat the entries from struggler and 355vk! Give them two each and be done with it, love the guts and balls definitions, pure gold!
a woman was in labor screaming her head off to her husband saying "this is all your fault, it hurts, it hurts". the husband replied "its all your fault", she says "how?" he says "well i wanted to stick it in your bum but you said it would hurt".
if a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank do u think?
a)she,s a fcuking prude
b)u need to spend more time together
c)she should sit somewhere else on the bus....
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the 8 things chicks should say to there blokes
1) im bored lets shave my pussy
2)are you sure youve had enough to drink
3)that fart was great do another one
4)of course i swallow i love the taste of cum
5)no thats allright you drink all the beer and watch porn i will do the washing up
6) just for a change could you put up my a rse
7)how about you get that hot girl from work to join us
8)marriage? no way fcuk off
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a bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket,do i know you ? he asksshe says arent u the father of one of my kids? he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says were the hooker i fcuked over thr pool table at my bucks party while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a rse? she stares at him & replies no im your daughters teacher...
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i'd love to hear your pick up line with the chicks 
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