Sydney Powercruise DVD Giveaway (4 to win) - Page 7

neilo · 21-09-2009, 05:19 PM

A Mans Prayer
Lord, before i lay down to sleep today,
I pray for a woman who is partially gay,
One who is pretty,sexy and bright,
One who's fanny is small and tight.
Oh send me a woman who goes like a train,
Who swallows your load and wants it again.
And as she prays with this in mind,
She'd ask me to take her from behind.
And when i was done,I'd climb off and thank her.
Until you can find her, i'll just be a wanker.

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 03:34 AM

man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun. "Open the fcukin safe" he shouts to the manageress.
he then shouts "Now take out a jar and drink it" she drinks it and wipes her mouth.
Suddenly, the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband...."See its not that fcuking difficult is it"

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 03:37 AM

A womans vagina is like a roof..........If you dont screw it enough it ends up over at the heighbours!

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 03:45 AM

DID YOU KNOW?
that racecar spelled backwards is racecar. that the word EAT is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last it spells its past tence....ATE. and have you noticed that if you rearange the letters in "illegal immigrants"and just add a few more letters, its spells out:
"Fcuk off and go home you ree loading, benifit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non english speaking co*ksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat fcuking, smelly rag head bstards with you".....................How weird it that?

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 03:47 AM

just had some charity do gooders ask me to donate clothes to starving Africans. I told them to fcuk right off!! Any African who fits into my clothes aint fcuking starving

SK11TS · 23-09-2009, 03:49 AM

man thats not strange or weird thats the truth

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 03:49 AM

sex is like paint ball. you play hard for 30 mins, get all hot and sweaty and when its over your just glad your not the one that got shot in the face.

IVA-302 · 23-09-2009, 03:57 AM

husband says "i fancy kinky sex, can i cum in your ear?" wife says "NO i might go deaf!" husband says " i been cumming in your mouth for 20 years and your still fcuking talking!"

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 04:06 AM

Fcukin QLD rail are full of sh*t! At the train station a sign said "if you stand close to the edge you will get sucked off".4 fcukin hours i stood there

dan dog · 23-09-2009, 04:38 AM

a nun sittingon a train opposite a abo who is eating a bag of prawns. everytime he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out the window. eventually she gets ****ed off and pulls the emergancy brake. the abo looks at her and says "you'll get fined $50 for that you dumb s*ut" and laughs. the nun laughs back and says "when i cry rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years"